Peace OUT

Hey guys. I've been lame about updating this for one simple reason.....no iPhone ap! So my blog has MOVED, not disappeared :)


Kaitlynlove.wordpress.com



Love it.

Your husband is gay...

I'm growing more and more alarmed everyday by the number of gay men posing (and poorly) as straight. I'm even more baffled by the number of women who don't even notice!

Now don't get me wrong, I have many a fag friend and love them to death...as do I appreciate some sensitivity in a man. But by that I mean, being extra careful not to spill your whole load on my newly washed sheets and locking the door when you leave so I don't have to get out of bed. There's a fine line between being in touch with your feminine side and wanting me to have a penis. (which incidentally can be arranged but that's another blog another day)


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As I pull out my phone to add to this post, the "straight" bartender just talked to me for 3 minutes about how awesome my earrings are......GAY!


Maybe the hipster/punk/scene thing is just getting played out for me? I find myself lately fantasizing about a husky hairy man chopping wood (similar to Ryan Reynolds in the amityville remake). But even then, bro'd out America and the jersey shore have ruined that for me. Ya bra!!


I'm just confused. When did everyone with a penis become makeup and pink shirt wearing pansies who are all about "honesty" and letting you down easy? Newsflash buddy, I got no intentions of settling down and attaching myself to your hip. I merely wanted to use you for your sense of humor and hard on. Oh and that outfit? Super gay.

What happened to all the assholes who treated your body like a keg stand with no obligation?? Oh yea, coming out of the closet.

Back in the game, er um, sorta

Bzzzzz! Psssst! Hey. Hey! Hey you!

Damn, can a girl get some lovin' around here??


But seriously, how does one move on (sexually) from an amazing (sexual) relationship. Put aside all the other emotions tied in with your average uber sad break up. How do I get laid again???

This is a new one for me, seeing as how any other relationship I've ever been in (if you could really call them relationships) I've cheated on the person. There was no dilemma of moving on. No question of how to get back in the game. Technically I jumped into the game before they were over.

Now granted this break up is a slim week old, the man was on warped tour right before this happened....so the v has been needing the p for a minute if you catch my drift.
Lack of sex does crazy things tithe human brain, or at least my brain anyways. Should I have initiated the raunchy last go round?? Or would that have made it even worse knowing just what was being left behind on great detail??? And how am I supposed to have any kind of sex when in my head I will be judging harshly, VERY harshly?

More thoughts on this later as the breakup phases move along. Till the, I'm off to the store for more batteries.

....

I swear that I can go on forever again
Please let me know that my one bad day will end
I will go down as your lover, your friend
Give me your lips and with one kiss we begin

Are you afraid of being alone
Cause I am, I'm lost without you
Are you afraid of leaving tonight
Cause I am, I'm lost without you

I'll leave my room open till sunrise for you
I'll keep my eyes patiently focused on you
Where are you now I can hear footsteps I'm dreaming
And if you will, keep me from waking to believe this

Are you afraid of being alone
Cause I am, I'm lost without you
Are you afraid of leaving tonight
Cause I am, I'm lost without you

I'm lost without you

I Love You, Man

There's certain movies that I can literally watch over and over again.

I Love You, Man is currently in the hot seat for being that movie on repeat in my life.


There's something about a feel good movie that lets you just stop living in your life for a moment. That escape from whatever is plaguing you.

A couple of my faves:

any Sex and the City episode and/or movie
any L Word episode
Juno
Tremors (yea I'm strange like that)
Benny and Joon
Wall-E

and a lot of other silly romantic comedies.

Sometimes I just wanna live in the movies. The problems they have seem to evaporate so quickly and I'd like to have that power.





Thanksgiving was rather uneventful....the usual amazing family members outweighed by the ones I could easily do with out. It was heartbreaking to see my grandpa without my grandma.....I miss her so much....I feel like there's so much I didn't get to share with her.

the notorious begining

I suppose most blogs start out with the same rambling of this being their first blog post blah blah blah.


so now that that is out of the way.... :)

a little about my desire to start a blog....

1. I think everyone should listen (see) what I have to say, as I also think I have amusing things to say.

2. I'm vain, and I've always liked the idea of people stalking me, as long as I have control over what they see

3. I need to practice typing OFF of my phone....although, not having a computer may make this difficult.

4. And lastly, I have the memory of a 2 year old with ADD*^, so I think this would be a nice way to journal my thoughts and experiences.....you know, to have them later.**



some things that you'll notice about my blog...

1. I enjoy spacing. Too many words too close together makes me want to punch you.

2. **I type like I speak. So in some cases, you will see proper grammar and syntax....in others, just read it as if someone were actually saying it :)

3. I am a fan of emotions :) just to better stress my points.

4. I am opinionated (and always right ;) )....and I warn you, that some of my topics of conversation will be intended to put a twist in your panties.

5. I will not use names, unless I've been given permission (or unless it's already thrown in the news by someone else, i.e. celebs, politics,news)....I mean really.....my business is mine to share....I'll let you share yours.

6. I like lyrics. Sometimes someone else can say it better.


It's Thanksgiving. The first major holiday without my grandma. I'm sad.

On a happy note, it's the first major holiday WITH my new baby niece, and she brings me much joy.

I am also in love....with "boy"....its a weird/new/exciting emotion I'm adding to the box.



*2 year old with ADD memory: by this I mean...I rarely remember things....and if I do, they are rarely accurate and usually filled with added bonus of my imagination. My friends, family and boy love to laugh at this....

^ADD: I actually don't believe ADD is a real thing (heavily opinionated blog to follow). So if I use terms like this, please note that I use them loosely.