Peace OUT

Hey guys. I've been lame about updating this for one simple reason.....no iPhone ap! So my blog has MOVED, not disappeared :)


Kaitlynlove.wordpress.com



Love it.

Your husband is gay...

I'm growing more and more alarmed everyday by the number of gay men posing (and poorly) as straight. I'm even more baffled by the number of women who don't even notice!

Now don't get me wrong, I have many a fag friend and love them to death...as do I appreciate some sensitivity in a man. But by that I mean, being extra careful not to spill your whole load on my newly washed sheets and locking the door when you leave so I don't have to get out of bed. There's a fine line between being in touch with your feminine side and wanting me to have a penis. (which incidentally can be arranged but that's another blog another day)


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As I pull out my phone to add to this post, the "straight" bartender just talked to me for 3 minutes about how awesome my earrings are......GAY!


Maybe the hipster/punk/scene thing is just getting played out for me? I find myself lately fantasizing about a husky hairy man chopping wood (similar to Ryan Reynolds in the amityville remake). But even then, bro'd out America and the jersey shore have ruined that for me. Ya bra!!


I'm just confused. When did everyone with a penis become makeup and pink shirt wearing pansies who are all about "honesty" and letting you down easy? Newsflash buddy, I got no intentions of settling down and attaching myself to your hip. I merely wanted to use you for your sense of humor and hard on. Oh and that outfit? Super gay.

What happened to all the assholes who treated your body like a keg stand with no obligation?? Oh yea, coming out of the closet.

Back in the game, er um, sorta

Bzzzzz! Psssst! Hey. Hey! Hey you!

Damn, can a girl get some lovin' around here??


But seriously, how does one move on (sexually) from an amazing (sexual) relationship. Put aside all the other emotions tied in with your average uber sad break up. How do I get laid again???

This is a new one for me, seeing as how any other relationship I've ever been in (if you could really call them relationships) I've cheated on the person. There was no dilemma of moving on. No question of how to get back in the game. Technically I jumped into the game before they were over.

Now granted this break up is a slim week old, the man was on warped tour right before this happened....so the v has been needing the p for a minute if you catch my drift.
Lack of sex does crazy things tithe human brain, or at least my brain anyways. Should I have initiated the raunchy last go round?? Or would that have made it even worse knowing just what was being left behind on great detail??? And how am I supposed to have any kind of sex when in my head I will be judging harshly, VERY harshly?

More thoughts on this later as the breakup phases move along. Till the, I'm off to the store for more batteries.